Nugville, CO—After many high-profile missing nug cases remain unsolved, many in the community have come up with novel theories as to why so many go missing in the Nugville Forest. While many theories have been posited—aliens, the infamous monsters Cheech and Chong, Frankennug’s barbaric experiments, Google map errors, dabbers—the most pervasive of these is the […]
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Letter to the Editor Presidents Day – Time For Celebration or Mourning February 20, 2018 – The third Monday in February is marked by a somewhat special occasion, Presidents Day. A time to celebrate the accomplishments of brave men who have graced our great country with their service as President of the United States. (We say […]
Read MoreWhat up my nugs? Cookie here to usher in the new year! This week, I’ll be sharing life hacks for New Year’s resolutions. You may have failed at your school, your STD screening, your life and your field sobriety test, but you don’t have to fail at New Year’s! How it works: My resolution this […]
Read MorePanic in Nugville: NASA to Sell Moonrocks Due to Budget Cuts Washington, DC—Due to recent Presidential budget cuts, NASA announced that they would begin to sell off their collection of moonrocks from the Apollo Missions. This will be done via silent auctions on the agency’s website in hopes that the proceeds will fund upcoming NASA missions such […]
Read MoreWe keep hearing about patriotism, football, our troops, the flag, the national anthem, protests, knees, and to be honest, we are compeletely confused and bewildered. So we thought, we’d try to sort it out, in a way our pee brained nugs could understand. So, what is Patriotism? The definition of patriotism is complex and way above our […]
Read MoreNugville, CO.–A horrific automobile accident on High-way 25 early last night has pressed four local residents into hash. The collision occurred at 7:00 PM local time when the driver of the mota-vehicle lost control, careening directly into a traffic light and causing a temporary power outage. One witness, who gave his name as simply […]
Read MoreDeep in the bowels of The Nug Nation studio, we meticulously bring cannabis to life. Frame by frame, characters emerge from strains of weed, strictly for your amusement and ours. As the process unfolds, our staff tirelessly strives to create timeless content. And as part of our weekly blog series, we thought we would share […]
Read MoreHey all you freaky flowers! Cookie here with another installment of Budding Beauty Tips! Are you worried about the buildup of toxins? Since nugs don’t have livers or kidneys, the best way to detox is to use the patented Cookie Cleanse™, you’ll be starving and smell like a barbecue, but you’ll feel like a brand […]
Read MoreLocal Resident Mauled by Caterpillar Reporter: Walter Chronkind Nugville, CO. – Local authorities say that a Nugville resident was attacked by a caterpillar while walking on Main Street late last night. Officials say that the caterpillar suddenly attacked and mauled the unidentified woman. She suffered severe lacerations to many of her dankest nugs. Officer Blue, […]
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