“Affy” moved to the US after his family exiled him for loving the American way of life – and for being gay. Ironically, it was through his family connections in the oil and gas industry that he was able to acquire his very own service station – “The Nug Nation” – located in the town of Nugville, CO.
former amateur racecar driver, “Diesel” now works for Affy at the local gas station. He spends his days servicing vehicles, working in the shop, and finding the next thing to be angry about. Be it the local government banning selfie sticks or a woman running for President, Diesel sticks to his guns -- and whatever else he wants to own, say, think, or do!
One word comes to mind when we hear the name “Bong Burgundy” – talent! He loves the camera, and the camera loves him. As lead anchor at Nug 9 News, Burgundy keeps the townspeople up to date and informed on all things Nugville. He even hosts his very own late night show, “Potty Talk w/ Bong Burgundy.”
A rookie cop fresh out of the academy, “Officer Blue” is looking to restore order to the town of Nugville. Unfortunately, he struggles greatly with even the simplest of tasks. Officer Blue has failed his driving test time and time again – it seems he’s destined to patrol Nugville on his modified Segway.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s “COOKIE”!! As a young vigilante in a place where things always seem to go awry, “Cookie” is a very busy girl. She loves her quaint little town and will stop at nothing to protect it – and, of coarse, will stop at nothing to conceal her secret identify. The perfect cover up is her online v-log and her persona as an Internet sensation.
This young aspiring artist is often seen at local establishments trying to make a name for himself. But unfortunately for “OG”, in such a small town, he’s always stuck playing gigs like the homecoming dance or bingo night at the old folks home. Thank goodness for his best friend and manager “Pine” looking out for his career, right?
The widow, the rebel, the card shark, the newest pop culture sensation! “Ms. White” decided to reinvent herself shortly after the death of her beloved husband. Once a star of the silver screen, “Ms. White” knows what it take to be in the spotlight. That is why she now known as the baddest granny to ever hit social media.
An ex-mobster currently living under witness protection, “Daddy” now resides in Nugville, CO as president of the HOA. Being as he’s the most antagonistic nug in the entire town, you can bet most issues that arise in Nugville have Daddy attached to them in one way or another. He wants to take over Nugville and probably already would have if not for “Cookie,” the young vigilante watching his every move.
Often loitering around the local gas station, “Crack” is your typical town crackhead. He lies, he cheats, he steals, and he will do anything to feed his addiction... to lottery tickets! His need for that sweet lottery rush has landed him homeless and helpless. Will Crack finally catch his break and land a big winner? We can only imagine what he would do with that kind of fortune!
We have all heard the story before: the rich kid with parent pockets so deep you can literally say and do whatever you please. “Pine” is no exception! This surfer burnout lives a carefree life with not a worry in the world. He is often seen at his parents’ lake house surfing the biggest waves he can find. Unfortunately, Pine has never even seen the ocean in real life (not even once), so his dream is to make it out to California to test his skills.